Here’s why your summer camping holiday didn’t go as planned.

Since the whole of the UK has swapped their summer beach holiday for sitting in a field this year, I thought I might share some of my camping advice for those about to list their tent on eBay next week. Just in case, you know, the whole not being able to travel thing stretches out a bit longer than planned.

Holidays as a kid were spent camping in Yorkshire. It sounds all magical and Famous Five-esque, but I am from Yorkshire.